Are You Really Addicted To Coffee?

Have you done 17 or more of the following? If you have, coffee owns you and you owe it your life. 1. Said “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” completely unironically. 2. Blamed “being kind of a jerk” on a lack of coffee. 3. Genuinely cannot help but “be a bit of a jerk” if you haven’t had any coffee. 4. Everyone knows when you HAVEN’T had any caffeine. 5. Your partner knows to simply not even talk to you before you've had your coffee fix. 6. Known its true love when someone made or bought you coffee without you having to ask. 7. Especially when they knew your order without you having to tell them. 8. Drank truly rancid coffee, because it’s better than none. 9. Unintentionally built a small pyramid made out of used coffee cups that have just accumulated on your desk. 10. Felt bad about using so many coffee cups and now carry around a reusable coffee cup with you everywhere you go. 11. Felt very smug about your reusable coffee cup. 12. Know everyone on a first-name basis at your local coffee shop. 13. Never added up how much you spend weekly, monthly, or yearly on coffee because the idea is too terrifying and confronting. 14. Considered giving up coffee and then going on holiday using the money you’ve saved. 15. Laughed at the very idea of trying to give up coffee. 16. Gotten the shakes from too much coffee. 17. Gotten the shakes from not enough coffee. 18. Bought literally any article of clothing that said anything about loving coffee. 19. Had very strong opinions about coffee 20. Had very strong opinions about coffee shops. 21. Had opinions on the coffee in every country you’ve ever visited. 22. Could drink coffee at 8pm and not have it affect your sleep. 23. Bought some sort of expensive contraption to make coffee. 24. Roasted your own coffee beans. 25. Ground your own coffee beans. 26. Spent a small fortune on a coffee machine. 27. Never actually used the said coffee machine because you’d rather go out for it. 28. Or, you just doubled your coffee intake and your expenditure because you make your own AND THEN go and buy some more. 29. You’ve actually experienced withdrawal symptoms when you haven’t had any coffee. 30. Feared societal collapse not because of the chaos that'll ensue, but the horrible caffeine withdrawals you'll be forced to have. **Obviously this is all for fun. My advice to you is to enjoy life and drink good coffee, in moderation. Source: Natalya Lobanova, BuzzFeed, 3/3/19